"Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid, not blind."
- Unknown (via lolitandaddy)

(Source: sa-nne, via blood-stained-whore)

dreamerofderse:

Grades are NOT an indication of how smart you are…the TRUE way to measure your intelligence is to see how many memes you can work into your everyday life. Remember, you are not a number, but a meme <3

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goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

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rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

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OOOOOH

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esophagi:

i’m in the mood for a boy with a deep voice to tell me nice things 

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