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stupidstagram:

a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick so he shot people like that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014.. we can put people on the moon but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body. 

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hurricaneginger:

fireandshellamari:

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*picks him up and hugs him* AWWWWW IT’S OKAY BABY 

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oomshi:

i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud

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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

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dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

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bronybf:

just got “hentai” tattooed on my lower back!!  it’s japanese for love :)

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